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An Irresolvable Problem

A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt. He immediately noticed that she was extremely bowlegged. "Have you always been that way?" asked the podiatrist. "No," she said, not until recently. "I've been fucking a lot doggie style." "Well," said the podiatrist, "you are going to have to stop." "I can't," she replied, "that's the only way my German Shepherd fucks."

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Hernia Operation

One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis, took the balls out and set them on the table. At the end of the operation he wanted to put the balls back into the scrotum. He searched the operating room but could not find the balls of the patient. He told nurse to get two small onions from his lunch box as he cannot keep this poor man's testis pouch empty. After the operation, he met the patient in a garden for morning walk. Being a good doc, he asked his patient how he is feeling. The man said "Doc everything is fine! Life is good except that whenever I scratch my balls, my eyes start watering."

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Anonymous

Yo Mama Nasty

Yo mama is so nasty, she gave you a goodnight kiss after she got done sucking your daddy's weener!

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Submitted BY: Kay Ornatowski
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