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Hundred Dollar Tattoo

This guy goes into a tattoo shop and requests to have a $100 dollar bill tattooed on his dick. "Why do you want that permanently on your penis?" asks the tattoo artist. "Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and this way my wife can blow a hundred bucks without leaving the house."

Categories: Money Jokes , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Must Wear a Black Condom

A man walks into a whorehouse looking for a little action and he goes up to the house owner and asks, "Hey, can I get a piece from one of your fine ladies you've got here?" "Sorry sir," the owner responds, "but, we're all full." "Aw, please I really need some poon tang!" And the owner answers, "Well, there is one girl left but when you go meet her you have to wear this black condom." "Whatever," the man answers quickly and races upstairs. A few hours later the man comes down and says ''WOW! Wow, that was great. She didn't even make any noise. But why did I have to wear the black condom?" And the owner answers, "Respect for the dead."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
Anonymous

Monkey Booty Call

I love a female who's not afraid to pick the nits out of her own fur.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Animal Jokes
Anonymous
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