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Lumber Camp

Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, "We work twelve hours a day, we eat two meals a day, lights out at ten-thirty, and you can put your dick in the barrel over there for a blow job any day but Thursday."
Jon says, "Why not Thursday?"
The boss says, "Because Thursday is your turn in the barrel."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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Oooooh vs Ahhhhhh!

Q: What's the difference between "oooooh!!" and "ahhhhhhh!!"?
A: About three inches!

Categories: Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Submitted BY: SIngEnLaugh

Saving Up

This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of 18. The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes down with a pained expression on her face. "What's the matter, dear?" asks the woman at the front desk. "Well," sniffed the girl, "He told me he'd been saving up for 60 years, and I thought he meant his money!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes)
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