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Nicotine Patch

A guy decides to quit smoking. He decides to use the nicotine patch, but thinks it looks ridiculous. Later in the week, he stands at a urinal beside his co-worker. The co-worker looks down and notices the man has a nicotine patch on his penis. Horrified, the co-worker says, "That's disgusting! Why in the world would you put a patch on your d**k?" The man replies, "Don't knock it -- I'm down to two butts a day."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Drug Jokes
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Germ Tactics

A young married couple maintains a strict sexual schedule. Every day, the husband and wife get home from work at 5 p.m. and have sex at 5:15 p.m. One day, the wife comes down with the flu and goes on antibiotics. The medicine kills all the germs, except for three, who huddle together inside her body to talk over survival tactics. One germ decides to hide from the antibiotics between two toes on her left foot. The second germ decides to hide behind her right ear. The last germ says, "You guys do what you want, but when the 5:15 pulls out tonight, I'm gonna be on it."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

German Gross

Q: What's gross?
A: German porn.
 
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: People who watch it.

Categories: Gross Jokes (Grosser than Gross Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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