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Blow Up Dolls

I went to my local sex shop last night to get a new blow-up doll. As I was looking at them the clerk came up to me and asked if I needed help? I said yes and he asked if I wanted a male or female? I said a female and he asked blonde or brunette? I said blonde. Then he asked Muslim or Christian?
I asked what's the difference? 
He said the Muslim blows itself up.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
Anonymous

Geek - Power Up

When I look at you, there's a power-up in my pants.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Virginity

A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having sex. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests. The girl rolls to her side of the bed and says to herself, "I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin." The guy overhears her talking to herself and asks, "Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?" "Well," the girl explains, "I always wanted to wait until I was with the man I love to lose my virginity." Astounded, the guy replies, "So you really love me?" "Oh God no!" the girl says. "I just got sick of waiting."

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , School Jokes (College Jokes)
Anonymous
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