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Two Hands And A Face
A man walks into a jewelers shop, unzips his trousers and places his tool upon the counter. The lady serving says: "I'm sorry Sir, this is a clock shop not a cock shop." "Well, put two hands and a face on this." replies the man.
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Self Examination Hotline
Q: What message do you hear when you call the breast self-examination hotline?
A: You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now... Now press the other one.
Categories:
Telephone Jokes
(Press 1 for...)
, Sex Jokes
(Private Parts)
, Appearance Jokes
(Boob Jokes)
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Patriots Robert Kraft
Q: What's the big deal about Robert Kraft and the Day Spa?
A: Don't people know by know that all Patriot activities finish with a happy ending?
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