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If Sex Were Fast Food

If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Food Jokes
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Anonymous

Sex On Second Date

Q: What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?
A: Slow.

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Time Telling at the Zoo

A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He suddenly remembers about an appointment that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he forgot his watch. He searches for someone who could give him the time. He sees a zoo keeper standing next to an elephant. "Excuse me, sir," says the young man "Do you know what time it is?" The zoo keeper reaches under the elephant, grabs his balls and starts playing with them.
"Mmmmm, it is about 3:00," the zoo keeper responds. The young man looks at him in awe, "How did you know that?" The zoo keeper looks back at the man, "I looked at the clock on the wall right behind you."

Categories: Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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