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Strange Dreams

There are three men in a hotel each wanting a room. The porter of the hotel says, "All the rooms are booked except for one room with a king sized bed." The three men are too tired to go to another hotel so they decide to take the room. The next morning, the three men wake up and the man on the left side of the bed said, "Wow, I had vivid dream of getting a wonderful hand job." The man on the right said, "Yeah, me too." The man in the middle said, "You two are disgusting, I had an ordinary dream that I went Skiing."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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50 Shades of Grey

I was telling my friend how I regularly pay for a prostitute who specializes in dominatrix when I'm drunk. "Dang!  Why would you pay money for that?" "Beats me." I replied.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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Middle East Policy

Q: Why was former President Clinton so interested in the events in the Middle East?
A: Because he thought the Gaza Strip is a topless bar!

Categories: Political Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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