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Be Careful On Top

A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while:  "Honey, your tits are too small, and your box is too tight," "Get off my back, dear!" she replies

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Whorehouse Visit

Fred, Bob and Mike visit a whorehouse. Fred comes out of the first bedroom and says, "She put a powdered donut on my d**k." Bob comes out of the second bedroom and says, "She put a glazed donut on my d**k." Mike comes out of the third bedroom, holding two dollars. Fred and Bob ask, "Did she donut you?" "No" says Mike, "she told me to go and buy a box of Cheerios."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Food Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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President's Panties Patch

Perplexed White House staffers see Bill Clinton walk into the Oval Office with a pair of woman's panties pinned to his sleeve. As the day wears on, several VIPs go in and out of the Oval Office, each one leaving with a puzzled expression. Finally, Betty Currie, Clinton's loyal secretary, walks into the office and gently closes the door behind her. "Mr. President," she says. "We're all quite concerned that you seem to be wearing a woman's pair of panties on your arm." "Oh no," the President grins, "it's the patch. I'm trying to quit."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Political Jokes (About Democrats)
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