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Breasts Like a Train Set
Q: Why are women's breasts like a toy train set?
A: Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
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Three Dogs at the Vet
Three dogs were at the vet talking to each other, when they got to the topic of why they were there.
The first dog says, "I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here."
The second dog said, "I peed on my masters $1,000 rug."
The third dog then pipes up and says, "My master is a woman and she likes to clean house in the nude. So today, when she bent over to pick something up, I went for the ride of a life time!"
"And that's why you're here?" asked the other dogs.
"No," replied the third. "I'm getting my nails clipped."
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Playing Tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach & the wife was patting him on his butt. He asked her what she was doing, she said "I`m playing the Tabla" He turned around & told her "Alright now you can start playing the flute."
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