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Strange Name For Cats

One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE." The policeman arrested her on the spot.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes)
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Naughty Claus

Q: Why did Santa divorce Mrs. Claus?
A: Because she was a Ho Ho Ho.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Riddles
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How Older Guys Pick Up Chicks

I'm not the best looking guy.  Some would say I'm a little frayed around the edges these days. But, I have a nice motorcycle, a little money and I spend most of my time casually riding from place to place.  
I met a nice looking girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us.  She did this cute little dance then immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the grass at my feet.  
As we lay there making love, I thought, "Damn, these taser guns are really worth the money!"

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes)
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