Christmas Wish

Little Timmy sends a letter to Santa that says, "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy, Send me me your mommy."

10 Reasons To Date A Hockey Player

1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9. They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.

Viagra and Laxative

Q: Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time?
A: He didn't know if he was coming or going.