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Michael Jackson and the Doctor

Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son. Michael says, "How long before we can have sex?" The doctor says, "At least wait until he's walking."

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Sex Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
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Caveman Booty Call - Brow

If I said you had a pronounced sloping brow, would you hold it against me?

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes)
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Russian Sex

A man is at a bar. He sees a good looking woman, but she's a little older. Maybe in her 40s. He goes up to her and starts a conversation. Halfway through she seems interested and asks an interesting question. She asks how he feels about a little mother-daughter action.
The man is intrigued. She is nice enough by herself, but her daughter must be amazing. He agrees and they go back to her place. They enter the house and go upstairs. The lady knocks on a bedroom door and gently whispers:
"Mom, are you awake?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Introduction Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Threesome Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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