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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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Harvard and Yale Graduates
A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during a law convention. The Harvard graduate said, "Didn't they teach you to wash your hands at Yale?" The Yale grad responded, "They taught us not to piss on our hands."
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Top 10 Reasons to Send Kids to School
The Top 10 Reasons That Parents Send Kids To School
- To scope out any single teachers for Daddy.
- To learn that useful Algebra stuff that every McDonald's manager uses daily.
- No cable at home so the kids watch it at school and fill you in at dinner.
- After the same damn episode of Barney 2500 times, its either send them to school or drop them off at the dump at the outskirts of town.
- So someone else can deal with the psychotic little shits.
- Not getting enough paste in their diet at home.
- Easier to run escort service out of home when they're not around.
- To study hard, and learn the fine art of perfect English to the point of getting a college degree just so you can use it for writing Top 10 Lists!
- To learn the fine art of seducing older, more powerful male role models in order to get what you want or to fly on Air Force One (M.Lewinsky only!).
- To let teachers help with the parenting!
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