School Jokes

Geography Class

Teacher: What is the axis of the earth?
Student: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the earth revolves.
Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line?
Student: Yes, Sir.
Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?
Student: Imaginary clothes, Sir.

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Anonymous

College Rules

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?" One student asked, "How much for a season pass?"

Categories: School Jokes (College Jokes)
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Anonymous

Redneck Teaching Sex Ed

Q: Why did the redneck school stop teaching sex ed?
A: They needed the car for driver's ed.

Categories: Sex Jokes , School Jokes , Redneck Jokes , Riddles
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