Riddles - Police Jokes

Yo Mama - Seen at Street Corner

Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

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Government Competition

Q: What's the REAL reason the government jails people for theft
A: They don't want any competition.

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Policeman's Truncheon

Q: What's the difference between a policeman's truncheon and a magicians wand?
A: A magicians wand is for cunning stunts.

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