Riddles - Police Jokes

How fast was I going?

"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least." "You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."

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Yo Mama - Seen at Street Corner

Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

Anonymous

Government Competition

Q: What's the REAL reason the government jails people for theft
A: They don't want any competition.

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