Crittenden Blue Book

Q: Why is it so complicated to get the blue-book value for a car in Crittenden, KY?
A: Somebody has to go out and check how much gas is left in the tank.

Moon Flags

Q: Why does it matter that solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white?
A: France is now claiming that they landed there.

Revenge of the blondes

Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: What is black and blue and brown lying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes.