Lizard On A Diet

Q: Why did the lizard go on a diet?
A: It weighed too much for its scales!

Mothers

Q: What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
A: An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill myself."

Luke at Breakfast

Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?
A: "Use the fork, Luke."