Riddles

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Elephant's Pints

Q: What's gray and comes in pints?
A: An elephant.

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Pregnant Barbie

Q: Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?
A: Because Ken didn't come in her box!

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Puzzling Question

I have discovered the answer to a question that has been puzzling scientists for hundreds of years.
Q: What is the exact difference between a split second and a nanosecond?
A: My girlfriend and I were getting ready to go to a movie when, right as we were about to leave home, my girlfriend asked me the question all guys dread. She asked, “Does this make my butt look big?” If I had said “no” in a nanosecond, we’d have been out the door. Since I took a split second, she had to go to the mall and buy new outfits with jewelry, shoes, and purses to match.

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