Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A: A dead end.
Q: Why do black people hate country music?
A: Because when they hear the word 'hoedown' they think their sister got shot!
Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?
A: Your Bike.
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!
Q: Where do frogs keep their money?
A: In a river bank!