Priest, Rabbi and Little Boy

A priest and a rabbi walk through the woods and come upon a little boy. The rabbi says, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" The priest says, "Screw him." The rabbi says, "Yes, but outta what?"

Easter Sunday Mass

It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?"
The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron."

Drunk Guy and Batman

A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, "You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"