The Right Way to Ask a Question

A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken English with a heavy Lithuanian-Yiddish accent, for number 266418. A short time later, someone knocks and when he opens the door he sees 2 beautiful and sexy girls who asked him, "Have you ordered 2 shikses for one night"?

Jewish Mothers

Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, "I haven't eaten in three days?"  "Force yourself," she replied.

Desert Jews

Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
A: Somebody dropped a shekel.