The Right Way to Ask a Question

A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken English with a heavy Lithuanian-Yiddish accent, for number 266418. A short time later, someone knocks and when he opens the door he sees 2 beautiful and sexy girls who asked him, "Have you ordered 2 shikses for one night"?

Jewish Mothers

Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, "I haven't eaten in three days?"  "Force yourself," she replied.

Rabbi and a Priest

The priest and the rabbi were on a plane flying across the ocean when the plane developed engine trouble. Everyone was doomed. The priest turned to the rabbi and said, "Before I die there's something that I would like to know. You being Jewish and all -- have you ever tasted ham?" "Well," the rabbi laughed, "Sure I've tasted ham. But tell me father, before we die -- could you tell me if you have ever made love to a woman?" The priest blushed and said, "There was this one time I gave in and made love to a woman." The rabbi looked at the priest and said, "Beats the hell out of ham, don't it?"