The Mohel

 
This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needed a battery. She looks for a watch repair shop and while she doesn't read Hebrew she finally sees a shop with clocks and watches in the window. She goes in and hands the man her clock. The man says, "Madam, I don't repair clocks. I am a Mohel. I do circumcisions." She says, "Why all the clocks in the window?" And he says, "And what should I have in my window?"

Why David Killed Goliath

Q: Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him?
A: He wanted to get a-head!

White and Black

Q: What's the difference between white Jew and black Jew?
A: One sits further back in the chamber.