Jesus Goes to School

A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders. Suddenly, an apparition of the Holy Family appeared in front of them, with Jesus in a manger and Mary and Joseph praying over him. The Franciscan fell on his face, over come with awe at the of sight God born in such poverty. The Dominican fell to his knees, adoring the beautiful reflection of the Trinity and the Holy Family. The Jesuit walked up to Joseph, put his arm around his shoulder, and said, "So, where ya thinking of sending the kid for school?"

WWJD

I found a wallet the other day. Being the Christian that I am, I said to myself: "What would Jesus do?"
So, I turned it into wine.

Christ Not Polish

Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
A: Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!