Sex Before Mass

The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all newly married couples, they were in a constant state of arousal. Well, they didn't want to do anything wrong so they approached their parish Priest for advice. Father, the young couple asked ... "is it ok to have sex before Mass ?" The not so young Priest responded after a few moments of reflection ... "yes my children it's ok to have sex before Mass .. but please don't block the aisles..."

Dyslexic Rabbi

Q. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
A. He walks around saying "Yo!"

Want to be a Jehovah's Witness?

Q: Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness?
A: He refused because he hadn't seen the accident.