Relationship Jokes - Woman Criticizes Man

Break In

"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down at the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house." "Did he get anything." his mates asked. "Yeah! A broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of busted nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes)
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Young Immigrant Couple

The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens. "It is wonderful," the husband exclaimed. "We are American citizens at last! Do you know what this means to us my dear wife?" "Yes, you male chauvinist pig," his wife replied. "Tonight, you cook dinner and I get on top!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sexist Jokes (Women's Rights)
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Good Reason

The angry wife met her husband at the door the morning after her husbands golfing Christmas party. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she barked, "There is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Whiskey Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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