Wife Trouble

I've got trouble with the wife again. She came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.

Foul Play?

Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it by arousing his jealousy. "What would you say if I told you that I've been sleeping with your best friend?" she asked provocatively. "Well," he mused, "I'd have to say that you're a lesbian!"

Guy to Guy Advice

Don't get married. Find someone you hate and buy them a house.