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Giving My Wife Back

After an intense high speed chase, an officer finally gets the lawbreaker to pull over. "You know," says the cop, "I was originally pulling you over to tell you your taillight is out. Why the hell did you take off like that?" "Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back."

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W.I.F.E.

Q: What does "WIFE" stand for?
A: Washing Ironing Food Entertainment

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The Good Wife Fetches All

Gena is such a good wife. Why, when her husband gets home late at night, as soon as he enters the door, he gets his pipe, slippers, pajamas, robe, book, and dinner.  And, if anything else is handy, she heaves that at him, too!

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