Marrying Miss Right

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always!'

Country Drive

A old couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. They just had an argument and neither of them wanted to admit they were wrong. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

Day Care

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play house?" He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?" The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your thoughts." "Communicate my thoughts?" said a bewildered Tommy. "I have no idea what that means." The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the husband."