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Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes
Good Morning
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep"
Categories:
Funny Thoughts
, Relationship Jokes
(Man Criticizes Woman)
, Relationship Jokes
(Marriage Jokes)
, Relationship Jokes
(Dating Jokes)
, Word Play Jokes
, One-Liner Jokes
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Diamond for Christmas
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna find a fake Jeep?"
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To Have Him Back
"Oh, Laura!" cried her neighbor, "I'm so very sorry to hear about the loss of your husband. He was such a wonderful man. I'm sure he left you well provided for, didn't he?" Laura dabbed at her eyes and muttered, "Yes, he was a very caring husband and he left me almost half a million dollars in his will. I miss him so much that I'd give fifty thousand just to have him back!"
Categories:
Money Jokes
(Rich People Jokes)
, Relationship Jokes
(Marriage Jokes)
, Dark Humor Jokes
(Death Jokes)
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