Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Hurricane Matthew

Hurricane Matthew is like my ex-wife.
At first things were wet and intense, then I lost my house.

Anonymous

Dinosaurs Wear Hats

Q: Why do dinosaurs have to wear hats?
A: So their wives know which end to kiss!

Anonymous

Caught in the Act

My daughter walked into our bedroom and caught us having sex. "What are you doing?" she asked in shock. "Making you someone to play with," I said. "A brother?" she asked excitingly. "No, a cousin," I replied. "Now go sit by the front window and tell me when your mother comes home."

Anonymous
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