Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Old And Overweight

A wife asked her husband, "Honey, will you still love me when I am old and overweight?" The man replied, "Yes, I do."

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Lesbian Wife

My wife came out to me after four horrible years of marriage and revealed she was a lesbian and that she wished she'd married another woman.
Which finally gave us something in common.

Anonymous

Best Friend

A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, "My God Pete! I more-or-less 'have to', but YOU?"

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