Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Marrying Young

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20. Grandpa's doctor tried to explain that at his age sex with a young girl could be dangerous, even fatal. Grandpa, not the slightest bit perturbed replied, "Oh well, if she dies, I'll just get myself another one."

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Bar Question

A guy walks into a bar waving a handgun and shouts, "I want to know who's been screwing my wife!" One of the patrons swiveled around on his stool and drunkenly slured, "What kind of gun is that? A Smith and Wesson 686?" The husband replied, "Why the hell does that matter?!?" The drunk smiles and says, "Because a 686 only holds 6 bullets. You're gonna need to reload."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar)
Anonymous

Best Form of Birth Control

Q: What is the best form of Birth Control
A: Marriage

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes)
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