Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Every Precaution

I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla. "But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy,"  Priscilla responded. "He did. That's why I have to take every precaution."

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Shouting During Sex

Two friends in a Bar: JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest during sex? JOE: Er..., when I clean myself off with the curtains.

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Wedding Rings

Q: What is the meaning of calendar dates inscribed on the inside of Men's wedding rings?
A: "BEST IF USED BY"

Submitted BY: DG
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