Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

A Glass of Water and Two Asprins

A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. She looks surprised and says, I don't have a headache!" He says, "Aha!"

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Driver Has No Money

Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it!

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Fun Tonight

Husband: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. 
Wife: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

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