Going Through Hell

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.

Maybe Next Time

This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father. His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get? He replies I got the part or a man who has been married for 25 years. His father congratulated him. And then he said "Thats good son, maybe next time you'll get a talking role!"

Tampons

Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife's request to buy her some tampons. About an hour later he comes home with a bag of cotton balls. Staring at him in disbelief she asks, "What the HELL?! I asked for TAMPONS, not cotton balls!!" He says, "Remember when I asked you to pick me up a pack of cigarettes and you came home with a tin of tobacco and told me to roll my own because the cigs were too expensive?"