New From Mattel

"Divorce Barbie!" Comes with all of Ken's belongings!

Cheating Husband Cookies

A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her, so she decides to leave him a present. When he gets home, he finds an empty house, a bowl of cookies, and a video. He scarfs down the cookies, and pops in the video. On TV, he sees his wife sucking his best friend's dick. He comes in her mouth, and she immediately spits the jizz into a bowl of cookie dough. Then she turns to the camera. "Oh, hello, I want a divorce."

Divorced and Ready

A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and was starting to get extremely horny. She went to the grocery store and while there starting eyeing the bag boy. On the way out to the car she decided to make her move. Leaning over to the boy she whispered, "You know, I've got an itchy pussy..." The boy replied, "Well you're gonna have to point it out, ma'am, all those Japanese cars look alike to me!"