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Frost Wants a Divorce

Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
A: He thought his wife was a flake.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Note on the Fridge

I came home from the golf course today. The wife had left a note on the refrigerator, "IT'S NOT WORKING, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay with my mother."
I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold. What the hell is she talking about?

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes)
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Amish Couple

Q: Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of marriage?
A: The wife told the judge that her husband was "driving her buggy!"

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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