Bar Question

A guy walks into a bar waving a handgun and shouts, "I want to know who's been screwing my wife!" One of the patrons swiveled around on his stool and drunkenly slured, "What kind of gun is that? A Smith and Wesson 686?" The husband replied, "Why the hell does that matter?!?" The drunk smiles and says, "Because a 686 only holds 6 bullets. You're gonna need to reload."

Moth Inspector

A man walks into his bedroom after work and is surprised to find his wife lying naked on the bed. After careful examination, he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains. He rips open the blinds to find a naked man standing there. "Who the hell are you?" he yells. The naked guy replies, "I'm the moth inspector." "Oh, yeah? What are you doing naked?" He looks down and exclaims, "Oh my God, I'm too late!"

Condit V Clinton

Q: Was Gary Condit's sexual conduct the same as Bill Clinton's
A Close, but no cigar.