Relationship Jokes - Cheater Jokes

Heart Attack

A man comes home and hears hard breathing and female noises from inside the apartment.  He walks inside to find his wife on the floor of the living room naked. His wife yells, "Help, help, I am having a heart attack!"
The husband runs in the other room to call the doctor when one of his kids run up to him and says, "Daddy, daddy, there is a naked man in the closet."
Husband opens the closet door and sees his friend Bob. He yells at Bob, "Bob, god damn it, my wife is having a heart attack and here you are trying to scare the kids!!!"

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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Granny Rules

My Grandad was wounded by a German during the war
Granny Schneider found him in bed with another woman and shot him

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Interview

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky?
President: Improper? Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I've ever had.

Categories: Political Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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