Relationship Jokes

Men and Diapers

Q: Why are men like diapers?
A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.

Anonymous

Expensive Honeymoon!

A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. Because they knew it would be expensive, they had planned to limit their stay to just the weekend. They were just unable to leave, enjoying themselves and each other so much, and extended their stay another day. Upon checking out, the desk clerk said, "That'll be an additional $150 a piece." "Good God man !!!" cried the groom, totally shocked, "That's two thousand two-hundred and fifty dollars !!! Are you crazy ???"

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Web Design Poetry

Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all my base are belong to you.

Anonymous
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