Relationship Jokes

Marry Me

My girlfriend had tears in her eyes when I asked her to marry me.
Probably because I proposed with an onion ring.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Proposal

I proposed to my ex-wife.
But she said no. She believes I’m just after my money.

Anonymous

Lesbian Wedding License

Q: What do you call a lesbian wedding license?
A: A licker license.

Anonymous
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