Relationship Jokes

He Misses Her

Golfer: "My wife says if I don't stop playing golf she's going to leave me!"
Caddy: "I'm sure you will miss her terribly, sir!"

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Anonymous

Wedding Toast

If you are the best man at a wedding this is always my favorite toast: "The screwing you'll get is going to be worth the screwing you'll get."  I didn't have the guts to use it at the wedding but it got a lot of laughs at the bachelor party.

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Anonymous

Married?

From now on when people ask me why I'm not married, I'll just say it's a supply chain issue.

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