Relationship Jokes

Kiss Me The Way You Used To

A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, "Darling, embrace me the way you used to when we first got married." He did. "Now kiss me the way you used to..." "Now darling, bite me the way you used to." At this point the husband got out of bed and the wife said, "Where are you going dear?" "To get my teeth, dear," the husband replied.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Word Play Jokes , Old Age Jokes
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Anonymous

She Knows

“My girlfriend’s weird. One day she asked me, “If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?” I said, “No.” She said, “Okay, forget it.”

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
Anonymous

What's He Up To

Q: How can you tell if a man's playing around?
A: He sends you love notes that are photocopied and begin with the line, "To whom it may concern..."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Riddles
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