Relationship Jokes

Before And After

The woman cries before the wedding; the man after the wedding.

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Three Little Words

Q: What three words do women hate to hear when having sex?
A: "Honey, I'm home!"

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Dog House

A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Shoot, I look like a pig!"
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"

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