Relationship Jokes

Broke the Code?

Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

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Praise the Lord

Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
A: So fat women can get laid too.

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Hop On Pop

Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night?" "I have to do that, or Daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny." "That's not going to work." "Why not?" "Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again."

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