Relationship Jokes

Candles

Q: Why are some married men like candles?
A: Because they occasionally go out at night when they should not.

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Frigid Girlfriend

Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
A: When you open her legs the lights go on

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Love, Love, Love

One of the most painful things in the world is when you say "I love you" and it isn't reciprocated
Especially when you've just said it to your parents

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