Wedding Rings

Q: What is the meaning of calendar dates inscribed on the inside of Men's wedding rings?
A: "BEST IF USED BY"

Difference Between A Man and Woman

A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going up the mountainside. The woman was going down the mountainside. Then the woman yells out  "Pig!". The man then yells back "Hoe!"  They both continue on, until the man smashes his car into a pig!

How was Your Date?

Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag over the banister, she threw her clothes around the bedroom without care. The next morning at breakfast, her mother asked her if she had a good time?
"Oh", sighed Judy, "I had a wonderful time."
"I thought as much", her mother remarked, "Your underpants are still stuck to the ceiling!"