Head Rest

My girlfriend's breasts always look better once I've had alcohol
I call it the wine rack

Lesbian Wife

My wife came out to me after four horrible years of marriage and revealed she was a lesbian and that she wished she'd married another woman.
Which finally gave us something in common.

Young Love

A older couple are driving down the highway when another car passed them. The woman notices the occupants of the other car are young and obviously in love. The girl is sitting very close to her boyfriend as they cruise down the highway. This causes the woman to think back to when she and her husband were young and in love, and wondering where the show of affection had disappeared to over the years. Finally she says to her husband, "Remember when we used to be like that young couple? Where did the love go, honey?" He quietly replied, "I haven't moved...."