Relationship Jokes

The Love of Man and Dog

Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room.
"My God Henry", she screams, "I know you've had other woman but this time you've gone too far!"
"You may be right" he says, "I think I'm stuck."

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Henry Ford's Marriage Advice

A reporter asked Henry Ford the secret of his successful married life. "Same as with cars - STICK TO ONE MODEL."

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As Opposed To...

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

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